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Andy Rooney’s Thought On Life….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What’s that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards.
You should die first and get it all over with. […]
I got this e-mail a little too late
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT-MATES ON AN AIRPLANE If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Start up. 3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you […]
You know you have too much horsepower when…
You Know You Have Too Much Horsepower When:::: 1. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.
2. You can’t drive your car in the rain.
3. Your "significant other" is afraid to drive your car.
4. You are afraid to drive your car.
5. You […]
It’s Darwin time
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
And now, the Honorable Mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel […]
Woman seeks rich husband, banker says "crappy" deal
No wonder a former colleague of mine is trying to get out of NY and move down here. How sad of this woman that she can’t pull herself up the social/economic ladder, or at the least realize she’s out of her class in New York. A Sex and the City reject if I ever […]
Skip work, make babies, governor says
ULYANOVSK, Russia (Reuters) - The governor of a central Russian province urged couples to skip work Wednesday and make love instead to help boost Russia’s low birth-rate.
And if a woman gives birth in exactly nine months time — on Russia’s national day on June 12 — she will qualify for a prize, […]
Not just another talking parrot
This one was too good not to share…
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”
The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.”
“Holy crap,” […]
Spammed by Gateway
Once upon a time when I was writing mobile technology articles and reviews, I subscribed to Gateway’s press releases via e-mail so I could stay on top of new product launches. This has come back to bite me
I guess somebody decided to play with their press release feed system and it auto-puked every press […]