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You gotta give the guy props for ingenuity. However I must say, one Porsche owner I know would just haul the guy out of the car and teach him the meaning of the word regret
BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief in Germany used a flower pot to steal a 150,000 euro ($221,000) Porsche.
Reversing […]

Wow, talk about a way to screw your employer. 
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German factory worker stole over a million screws from his employer and skewed the market with his cheap stolen goods, police said Friday.
“In the end, it became obvious that screws were being sold for much less than they usually cost,” said a spokesman […]

 What is it with these Germans? Credit goes to Alex
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman on her way to pay respects to a dead relative plowed across the cemetery drunk in her car, smashing up headstones and tombs before she ground to a halt in someone’s grave, police said Tuesday.
Source: Grave injury for […]

 No animals were harmed in the making of this episode of Crazy Germans.
BERLIN (Reuters) - A drunk, wheelchair-bound German set his dog on shoppers as he verbally abused them in the southwestern city of Karlsruhe, sending at least six people to hospital with injuries, police said Monday.
“Other than that he was drunk, we can’t say […]

OUCH 
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported Monday.
Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four.
“The pencil went right through my skin — […]

I’m filing this under “Crazy Germans,” but also under “Productivity.” 
That sex reduces stress — or that no sex increases stress — is hardly a new observation. A team of German researchers, though, is arguing that sexual frustration is a complex phenomenon not to be underestimated. It can precipitate a downward spiral, pulling couples helplessly and […]

I really can’t make this stuff up. It comes straight out of Germany and regularly too. Gotta love those Crazy Germans… 
BERLIN (Reuters) - A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday — wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a […]

In celebration of the new look and feel, I have a double whammy of…CRAZY GERMANS!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.
“Suddenly he stopped the bus,” the woman named […]

 We’ve all probably smelled a dead animal carcass before, I can’t imagine what this man’s feet smelled like.
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police broke into a darkened apartment fearing they would find a dead body, after neighbors complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase.
The shutters of the apartment had been closed for more […]

Some crazy German let money fall from the sky… 
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German motorist surprised by euro notes swirling in the air around her car hit the brakes and collected a “substantial amount of money” before turning it over to police, authorities in Worms said on Thursday.
A police spokesman in the small western town said […]